Mondays are hard.

"Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian) 10/07/2019 at 08:56 • Filed to: monday

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I dream of a vintage Escalade escape.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:08

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This bothers me. It’s like an uncanny valley feeling.

Nibby > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:08

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i love this

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:15

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I dig it

Michael > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:18

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Good lord, you had me fooled.  I actually had to open the Wiki

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:23

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Those front ends look like the family truckster but  are missing an extra row of lights

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Michael 10/07/2019 at 09:35

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I was THIS close as well...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 09:50

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I wish I had the time money location and skil l to make that a reality

Agrajag > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 10:02

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I want this.

fintail > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 10:20

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The old promo flyer idea is genius, love it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 10:59

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Somewhere there is a ex GM executive wishing he could go back in time and make this happen.

Altho in the 70s I probably wouldn’t have sold. Trucks were work vehicles and not much else. Plus can you imagine the gas mileage? It would have to be more powerful than the Suburban, and it would be even heavier with luxury options like A TV in the back , and 30 chrome ash trays.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 10/07/2019 at 12:58

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Right??! Same for me and like everyone commented, it made me doubt my car knowledge.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/07/2019 at 12:58

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Same.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/07/2019 at 12:59

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Back then just the TV would count for half the weight of the truck lol. And imagine the cigar smoke well-off big family big dads would make in there. Like the Sopranos intro x10.

benn454 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/07/2019 at 14:14

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This actually doesn’t look half bad but we all know 70s GM would’ve just slapped a Wreath and Crest on a ‘Burban and called it a day.

 That said, this does kinda make me want to hack up a squarebody and a DeVille and Frankenstein them together. Until I get murdered by the squarebody fans, at least.